February 2010
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Happy Birthday
You
Clients from Hell
clientsfromhell:
Client: “The other day I saw on this website that whenever a mouse pointer moved a word followed it. And they would spin and blast out and come back.”
Me: “Yeah…those were popular in the late 90’s.”
Client: “Can you do that with our mission statement?”
Me: “You mean, like the full paragraph blasting around the site whenever the browser would move his mouse?”
Client: “Yeah,...
January 2010
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The worst interview ever
Happened about an hour ago.
I changed my nail color for that? Woke up early on a Saturday to drive into MDR for that? Didn’t go to my friends shindig last night for that?
BS.
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Ex-NBA Player Disses Haiti →
He kinda has a point guys.
On your ass in the mirror.
dearcoketalk:
Do you have any advice for girl’s with body issues? I beat myself up over this newly developed cellulite that I assume just comes with the territory of getting older (I’m 27). I am in really good shape but can’t help but get depressed whenever I see my ass in the mirror.
When you turn around to look at yourself, arch your back, lean forward at the waist, and stick your butt up and...
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Mmmm
I so don’t want to put together a presentation for Saturday.
I want that agency to offer me a job before Saturday.
2 problems fixed if that happens.
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Good to know
I haven’t received a call back yet from my latest interview, but I know why thanks to Twitter.
The HR lady is in San Francisco.
Thanks Twitter, you saved my sanity.
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In case you forgot - the Prop 8 trial is still... →
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looks like a GIANT iphone to me ahah →
(via freckliface)
Ditto.
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Magazines: Most Effective Print Ads of 2009 →
My pick: Corona Extra
I’ve come to love all of their print advertisements for this campaign.
“I’m sure they’re just busy. Keep the faith.”
– Sage - professor from CSUF
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Thank you FB
for letting me be able to hide all of my friends posts and my tagged photos/videos from my family.
I am starting to love you again.
Xoxo
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I'm sorry downstair neighbors
But when Lady Gaga is playing I’m dancing and breaking a sweat.
I give them 2 weeks before they finally confront me about the noise.
Till then, dance!
Free Conan →
Amen.
Unattainable Beauty: The Decades Biggest... →
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“for some reason i think i would feel worse if didn’t tip a stripper than...”
– Philip
Anonymous asked: Are your feet really that big? Like a dinosaur?
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50 Questions to Open Your Mind & Stir Your Soul
thisisladyjay:
juliaallison:
Thank you to Marc & Angel Hack Life for the below brilliantly thought-provoking entry:
These questions have no right or wrong answers.
Because sometimes asking the right questions is the answer.
How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
Which is worse, failing or never trying?
If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like...
Ask already... →
Score
Not only did some older dude check me out and decide to do sit-ups right next to me (even though all the ab machines were open) I also got checked out by a lady. Woo-haa!
Only in LB.
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Cherry Poppers of 2010 (January edition)
1. Walked on the tarmac to get onto an airplane (1/4)
2. Rode on a trolly in San Francisco (1/4)
3. Had my car towed (1/23)
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Stripping for Haiti →
My fucking car got towed
fuck you Long Beach - BIG MIDDLE FINGER TO YOU!!!!!
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Good grief.
“Please be prepared to discuss ONE of the following four topics:
1) Does advertising work; why or why not? Please use specific examples to support your answer.
2) Write a tagline for you self and walk us through your personal campaign.
3) Walk us through a project or portfolio you have worked on in your college career.
4) Analyze one of your favorite advertisements. (print, TV, online,...
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Good timing
98.7 Radio DJ: Just thought I would put together a rainy day mix for you guys out there
Me: Uh, hello sir, it's not raining anymore!
Clouds: BIG RAIN DROPS!!! GINORMOUS RAIN DROPS!!!! RAINNNNNN DROPSSSSSS!
Todd: WTF?!?! I wish that happened for everything. HEY WE'RE POOR - oh hey cash!
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